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ass caroler 

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
ass caroler by JakE October 23, 2007
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A variety of the man slut species. The mentioning of menstration would not repel such a spiked up black haired male form. One to constantly injure, preferably intoxicated and usually wounded in the skull area yet will deny these actions with a "I walked into a door, lad" excuse. A 'caolers' loves a filthy ride and will reacts to such terms as "Ahhhhhh lad" and "Daaaaycent" A sound skin all the same..
Guy: "You're one is on the rag"
Caolers: "Back away lads.... she's mine"

Carolepsy 

When someone falls asleep upon entering a vehicle
"he always falls sleep when were driving somewhere I think he has carolepsy'
Carolepsy by Bluffingcloud August 16, 2017

Carolepsy 

A condition in which an individual falls asleep during car rides frequently.
Yo Stacie, you fall asleep in the car a lot during car rides. I think you have carolepsy.
Carolepsy by Howdypartner23 March 10, 2018

carolesdaughter 

An artist with grunge songs that are really good. Her songs are really dark though.
Person 1: name a carolesdaughter song
Person 2: my mother want me dead.

Person 1: *gives person 2 $20*
Person 2: thanks!

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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