consoup 

a word for consuming soup, you cant really drink it or eat it.

mother: "eat you soup", son: " no, i'll consoup it"
mother: " THATS FUCKED"

consoup by bigger bitch January 19, 2015

consupulate 

When something is so nasty it defies even the foulest of words.

Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*

consupulate by Microwaved Fork February 12, 2021

constupid 

Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.

Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.

You're worse than confused--you're constupid.

constupid by improviduto April 8, 2006

CONSTUPITATION 

A painful experience resulting in a look of agonzing stupidity and constipation of the brain thus blocking all intelligent thought

He was unable to respond to the question due to suffering from an episode of constupitation

CONSTUPITATION by J. Taylor Tx September 30, 2008

Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD 

Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determined weight range.

It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).

Some people say he's fat because eats lots since he lacks will power, others may say he has Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD.

(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"

Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD by Polyhistor June 25, 2009

constupidity 

When someone is so full of stupidity that there is no hope of stupidity ever leaving them.

I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.

constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016

Constupidity 

When someone is so full of stupid, that there is danger that they will suddenly blow stupid out at others.

I am so sick of Dennis, his constupidity is about to explode and kill our conversation.

Constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016