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Naughty Olivander 

The act of putting on an old fashioned caddie hat, stripping naked in the kitchen, and cooking scrambeled eggs while having your butthole licked by a wayward young african refugee.
Joe-Hey man would you respect me less if i told you that am a big fan of the Naughty Olivander?
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.
Naughty Olivander by BIGBOSSMAN10 January 16, 2011

Ollivandered

"No! No! Definately Not!"
When Harry Potter was trying to choose a wand in the first movie and a wand he chose wrecked his shop he said, "No! No! Definately Not!".
Guy 1: Yo that cougar over there just tried to hit on me!
Guy 2: Really? What did you do?
Guy 1: She was like sixty so i Ollivandered her...
Ollivandered by koloss November 15, 2014

oliander 

she's such an oliander
oliander by mikelike992 July 16, 2025
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026