CaliFloridian

Someone who grew up in Florida and moved to California. In rare cases it can be the other way around, where someone who has grown up in California moves to Florida. In most cases this person has family and friends in both states, which causes them to move back and forth, unable to decide between these two lovely states.

Matt: Bro bro, you're moving back to Cali? Isn't this like your third time living there?!

Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!

Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.

CaliFloridian by Charzasaurusrex May 14, 2011

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CaliFloridian

(noun) a person in California who bears a strong resemblance to the stereotype of a trashy and racist person from Florida.

Some CaliFloridian in Huntington Beach yelled at me for wearing a mask to the store.

CaliFloridian by KuyaAlB November 5, 2020

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CaliFloridian • Califlorida Girl

Califlorida Girl

A girl who is for California and Florida. Typically relocated from one to the other.

Im a Jersey girl" "Oh thats cool, im a Califlorida girl

Califlorida Girl by A Califlorida Girl June 21, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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