*explodes* 

when you are very roasted or telling puns non-stop

1:

person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*

2:

person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*

*explodes* by Nexasfexashit February 3, 2019

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes 

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about

Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021

explode brown 

Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.

"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"

explode brown by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016

Interwebs Exploder 

Internet explorer. It has a habit to blow up the internet... or explode the interwebs.

Ah, dammit. I need Mozilla, now. Interwebs Exploder has died on me again.

Interwebs Exploder by Elisabeth Davis July 8, 2009

internet exploder 

Name for internet explorer when you have to use it or are mad at it.

I have to use internet exploder again because this program will not work with Firefox.

internet exploder just crashed again.

internet exploder by EJmcn June 21, 2009

im gonna explode 

Kim Kardashian said it in her sex tape

oh ray jay im gonna explode.

im gonna explode by idklife_orsum June 15, 2021

Fuck the duck until exploded 

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.

I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

Fuck the duck until exploded by sanvein December 4, 2010