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Wowzers! 

Something someone might say if they are shocked by something startling to them. Or, something that you might hear Inspector Gadget say.
Penny: Uncle Gadget! I think we found the secret hideout to Dr. Claw!
Inspector Gadget: WOWZERS!
Wowzers! by The K. Funk February 15, 2010

Wowzers! 

An exclamation that is a surrogate for wow, but with a little more enthusiasm.
Ronald McDonald's: Wanna Big Mac lil' , kid?
Kid: Wowzers! It's free?
R. MCD: Yeah, kid! It's totally FREE!
Wowzers! by Taveouster May 10, 2018

Wowzers! 

A different but cringey way of saying "Wow!" Sorry but I find saying "Wowzers!" A cringey middle aged/ old person thing to say.
"Did you know you spent over $500 of things on Amazon last night when you were drunk?"

"Wowzers! No, I didn't know."
Wowzers! by Chloe Loves 1D June 4, 2023
"WOWZERS! Dr. Claw is at it again Penny!"
wowzers by aka GOD November 18, 2004
The act of consuming copious amounts of beer and then some mushrooms.

Side effects include saying “WOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.

Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.
Next time we do wowzers, we are going to watch the whole Matrix series.
Wowzers by TheBigZamboni October 16, 2018
Look at 238345 and a hald foot long hot dog! Wowzers!
wowzers by Richard [Zeratual] November 30, 2002