yelling at the alligators 

The act of vomiting noisily into a toilet bowl or other drain. Derived from the urban myth of the existence of alligators in the sewers.

I drank way too much last night and spent all morning yelling at the alligators

yelling at the alligators by Apathetic Care Bear February 11, 2005

Choking the alligator 

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

Choking the alligator by Anymajor-dude January 14, 2015

feed the alligators 

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

feed the alligators by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008

feeding the alligators 

When one exposes themselves to fiction that stimulates our negative qualities (like horror fiction) so that they can work through them in a healthy and harmless environment as catharsis.

Serial killers and other murderers appeal to the impulse Stephen King calls "feeding the alligators," and Carl Jung called "integration of the shadow self," but it all means the same thing: that entertaining our own dark side can be therapeutic.
-- 8-Bit Philosophy

feeding the alligators by The Logical Fallacy May 27, 2017

the alligator 

When you bite your girl in one breast and spin around like an alligator til the breast fell off

"Hey dude, what are you on trail for?"
"I gave my girl the alligator"

the alligator by SqableNock24 August 14, 2021

Gong the Alligator 

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.

We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!

Gong the Alligator by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020

wrestling the alligator 

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"

"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"

wrestling the alligator by nitefall February 22, 2014