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Molesterbated 

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.
My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.
Molesterbated by Storm Front December 18, 2012

molestaraphobia 

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.
Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.
molestaraphobia by Ya....no September 8, 2020

molesteration 

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge
Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.
molesteration by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

molesterphile 

A person who is philic of those who touch childred in a special way.
That stacy is a total molesterphile, she really can't stop herself when she sees a pedophile sex offender

Molesterbater 

When you molest someone with a werid accent.
Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

Molestorate 

The combonation of the words molest and violate. often used in a comidical fashion.
Steve molestorated his girlfriend.
Molestorate by justin weigle December 12, 2005