CRUNT 

Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.

What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?

CRUNT by cvigvigs July 8, 2020

crunt 

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".

I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.

crunt by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006

Crunt 

Crunt is the word used to describe arrogant cricket players. It is the combination of the word 'cricket' and 'cunt.' South African cricketers a mainly the biggest crunts but a lot of English cricketers a massive crusts also.

Crunts usually think that being a 'crunt' is a good thing, it is not.

Harry and Bradly are so outrageously arrogant that everyone thinks they are crunts now.

Crunt by Prowller May 12, 2014

crunt 

Used to describe a woman when "cunt" just isn't strong enough.

Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"

crunt by braino67 August 6, 2010

Crunt 

When your vagina is too dirty to be a crotch or a cunt, you are a CRUNT.

You are a crusty CRUNT.

Crunt by RachelGR December 4, 2010

crunt 

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

crunt by m4ch0 August 16, 2008

crunt 

Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.

Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!

crunt by skullmuffins November 14, 2010