kronging 

Kronging, verb; to krong, kronged
kronging is the act of rigging a portable air horn so the button stays down and then tossing it on a roof or otherwise hard to reach area of someone's house/work/etc.

can be combined with porning

Dude I totally kronged the principals house last night!

or

Hey man I was out kronging the other night and we got chased by the cops, noise ordinance my ass!

kronging by gracemaverick January 27, 2008

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

Donkey Konging by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

konging 

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

konging by mizezslo June 1, 2019

Kroging 

Using the wheels to a desk chair (as well as a ski or pair of skis to push yourself with) to travel from place to place.

I need to buy my kroging equipment so that I may compete in the race next Friday.

Kroging by Milwaukee_Bums January 23, 2011

Donkey Konging 

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

Donkey Konging by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

konging 

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

konging by Old Gregory April 24, 2008