schnorks 

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

schnorks by Spacecow March 8, 2003

schnorks 

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.

schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

schnorks by AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR!!! March 30, 2003

schnorks 

Ultimate sex machine.

<schnorks> I'M GONNA POUND SOME POONTANG RIGHT NOW. HUH.

schnorks by Tso March 30, 2003

schnorks 

A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie

No?

schnorks by Mars April 23, 2003

schnorks 

An underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is an underwater creature!!!"

schnorks by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

schnorkus by von strudelburg August 27, 2013