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reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.
My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.
reserection by Killossal March 18, 2017
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reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions
On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.
reserection by dave3:16 March 7, 2011

Legrection 

A spasm from the leg, much like an erection but very painful. Legrections tend to be the effect of laziness and cramping.
"Ow, I just got a legrection somebody call 911"
Legrection by Lady_Merry013 June 12, 2015

reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back
before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

reserection

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.
My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.
reserection by Bum Bull Bee January 24, 2008

Deserection 

a deserection is when you get an erection when a girl named "desiree" looks at you
"today desiree looked at me, and i got a deserection"
Deserection by badgal123 June 9, 2017