A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

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groomed

Being groomed is what it's called when a younger child under the age of 18 is sexually exploited by an adult or someone way older than them. Teens and even kids get groomed at a young age for being easy to manipulate, which is why creeps called "groomers" go for them.
Theres nothing a teenager can provide for an adult besides their innocence which will get them taken advantage of and groomed. It's best to stay away from older men or woman who act flirty toward you. you're not special to them they will just use you.

"My crush said I was mature for my age!"
"He's way older than you, you're mostly likely getting groomed."

groomed by perc master January 11, 2021

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you dun goofed

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"

You dun goofed!

you dun goofed by Don Goof July 16, 2010

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Gnomed

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

Gnomed by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018

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