hans li

A smart faggot

That boy is such a Hans Li.

hans li by sexandthecity1234553 May 8, 2014

Sultan Hans The Lil Nig

The most just but strong and battleworthy sultan to ever exist in the Ottoman empire.

Teacher: Now open your textbook to chapter 16, the one about Sultan Hans The Lil Nig, strongest man to ever live.

Sultan Hans The Lil Nig by Dr Rendyl January 25, 2018

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Dick Hanslip

masturbation; a form of sexual relief for males often practiced when they are lonely, bored, frustrated, or excited

"Why should I even bother with a relationship when I can just Dick Hanslip?"

Dick Hanslip by Ann Resden February 8, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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