headache

something that i constantly have

HEADACHES

headache by bigbitch94 November 13, 2018

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headache

An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.

I abhor headaches; they suck.

headache by Dr Fruitcake July 21, 2004

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Headache

The sometimes dull or searing ache/pain that can persist through the side, front or back of your head. Headaches are random but can be caused by various things, e.g., people yapping in your ear, stress or an annoyance or exposure from a machine, animal or human nearby. The only ways to cure a headache or migraine are rest, fluids and headache pills.

Ugh, that Science test yesterday gave me such a HEADACHE!

John, could you please shut up? You're giving me a headache.

Headache by The Oddly Moustached Cat April 6, 2010

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headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

headache by urban pervert December 9, 2003