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kangapoo 

This word describes a long tapered turd/shit that is fat on one end and skinny on the other. The turd resembles the tail of a kangaroo.
I took a dump before heading to work. It was a classic kangapoo. G'day mate.
kangapoo by UnclePercy April 7, 2014

Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Brutal kangaroo 

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.
Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.
Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

Happy kangaroo 

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.
Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

Kangaboom 

A very nice and kind streamer who is overcompensating for lacking in the manhood department.
Dude did you see the latest Kangaboom stream?!
Kangaboom by anonymous December 7, 2020