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Fizz Dick 

There are two types of fizz dick.

1. When you put pop rocks under the foreskin.

2. When you put mentos under the foreskin and dip the dick in coke.
He wanted to get freaky, so I gave him a fizz dick.
Fizz Dick by Fuckemandchuckem January 30, 2016

Fizz Dick 

fizz dick is when your mate has a mentos and 7 up in there mouth while giving a blow job
Fizz Dick by beana91 January 15, 2010

dick fizzer 

To pour popping candy into a lady's arsehole or pussy and then smash the dick straight in
Josh doing a dick fizzer to shenice's gaping arsehole!!
dick fizzer by Raz4derbz January 19, 2017

fizzy dick 

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'
"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

fizzle dick 

A person (male) who lacks direction or incentive or any kind of motivation, thus being considered to have fizzled-out in all areas, including the groin.
That fizzle dick could care less about his job, or anything for that matter. What a waste.
fizzle dick by Ramp up to my ass September 1, 2017

fizzle dick 

When you see something horrible, like a picture of a dead body and you get a funny feeling in your dick and it goes back up inside your body.
A guy told me about him cutting the top of his penis off after getting it stuck in his fly and I got fizzle dick.