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defuglification 

The process of making someone appear less fugly, usually with the application of makeup and in extreme cases with corrective surgery.
1) After her defuglification surgery, the girl no longer needed to wear a bag over her head everyday.

2) Defuglification, possibly along with therapy, is the final step to curing Ugly Duckling Syndrome

defunkification 

The process of removing yourself from a funky environment and relocating to a sterile, unfunky one. This process should be done gradually and is similar to the process of decompression that divers must undergo to avoid the bends. In other words: once you get that funk in your trunk, you can't just wake up and dump it out like junk.
I've been staying in New Orleans for a long while, but now it's time to move on to Portland. I need a little defunkification in Memphis before I go though, otherwise I'll end up with a case of acute afunkitis.
defunkification by catfish1970 April 1, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026