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A prostitute who gives oral pleasure for free. Also a "hoe" or "skank." A smucker prefers giving only head.
That smucker blew me for free.
smucker by Jwiz Jackson October 20, 2007
A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.
"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."
Smucker by icy hot patch November 29, 2011
Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."
Smucker by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018
To tackle or take one down in an aggressive manner or whoop the opposing team.
Smucker him before he reaches the end zone!
Smucker by Straightfire101 February 29, 2016
Like a fucker, but also has jam for brains
Did you see what he did? Being a real smucker right now.
Smucker by Imcamping May 9, 2018
When someone is a jealous person.

Originates from Smucker’s jelly, and the slang term “Jelly” meaning jealous.
John: Man, I hate how much you hang out with her.

Alex: Your such a Smucker
Smucker by Notwhitson August 17, 2023