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Ashley Wilkes Syndrome (AWS) 

Noun
An illness that is regrettably common among male characters in otherwise wonderful works of literature. It has been known to turn its victims into wishy-washy "spineless fools". Symptoms include indecisiveness, an inability to take action, a tendency to loiter around and failure to contribute anything positive to the story.
I was enjoying the book very much until I saw that the love interest had Ashley Wilkes Syndrome (AWS).
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North wilkes middle school 

A school full of fake ass hoes who cant keep their legs together. Drugs and vapes are circling around and the school almost got shot up. The teachers are really rude to the students and dress code is gayer then the boys. Pretty much all the boys are short and they'll probably cheat on you with some twat from East. People pretend to be pregnant to get someone to stay with them. Bullying is not dealt with. The stuck up bitches care more about students grades then their will to live. Someone please show this to our principal. Hoes walk around with their back arched trying to look thicc when in all reality they're flatter then a mcdonalds burger.
North wilkes middle school makes me want to cry and kill myself.

north wilkes middle school 

north wilkes middle school is a place with A LOT of drugs. everyone vapes/juuls there. they are all pikes and big ol' country boys. most of their sports team suck as well as most of the girls. ALL of the girls there are thots and there have been more than one girl to get pregnant and or miscarriages. the guys there are mostly garbage and don't respect women. you don't wanna go there for you will be disappointed by how many nasty people there are.
Girl 1: I go to North Wilkes Middle School
Girl 2:Ew, everyone there is gross

Central Wilkes middle school girls

A bunch of attention seeking bitches who try and steal peoples mans.

Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan 

Especially large woman in an XS jersey with 3 or 4 teeth which are usually yellow in color!
Wow that Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan bought 3 tickets for tonights game and she's using all 3 seats!!

Washington wilkes middle school 

Literally contains the thre most pointless grades of your life, the staff doesn’t let you use the bathroom in between classes. All the teachers smell like paper and subway sandwiches. 88% black 12% white
Washington wilkes middle school is better known as pre game lobby of hell

Steve Wilkos 

any bald guy that acts tough and cool around others.
"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."
Steve Wilkos by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009