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50 shaded 

Being in a high sexual situation while very intoxicated.
Bro, I got so 50 shaded this weekend with that new girl
50 shaded by Masha Devedeva September 13, 2012

50 shades of nay 

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.
“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.

50 shades of brown 

Rusty acts of bdsm
That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.
50 shades of brown by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

50 Shades Of Brady 

A picture of a boy named Brady and his brother bowl cut man behind him with a knife. This picture was edited to perfection to match the movie 50 shades of Grey. Shown with chains, whips, etc. with the famous quote “do you want to join us darling” in the top corner. It makes everyone uncomfortable but at the same time intrigued.
A girl: Did you see that picture?!?
Another girl: Yeah that one of that guy Brady and bowl cut man?
A girl: Yeah that was so weird but I loved it
Another girl: I know right I think they called it 50 Shades of Brady

50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.
My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.
50 Shades of Pubes by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

50 Shades of Cray 

It's like "cray (an alteration of crazy,)" except it's like ulta cray.

If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....
"Yo! I'm about to go drink 8 Rip It energy drinks!"

"Whoah! That's 50 Shades of Cray!"