turdscape 

A description of a catbox long overdue for a cleaning.

I haven't cleaned the catbox for three days and it's an utter turdscape!

turdscape by LNKruger June 17, 2013

TURDRAPE 

The feeling of being raped up the ass you have after delivering a huge turd.

Oh man, I've just been turdraped in the toilette!

TURDRAPE by Halevi January 27, 2015

Turdicane

When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside

I got home and found a Turdicane about.

Turdicane by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012

turdshake

when you have to remove feces from your penis after anal sex.

Dude, I had to turdshake my wiener after doing it doggystyle last night.

turdshake by Thermador June 11, 2016

turdslap

When someone slaps you with a turd

I just gave that bitch a turdslap

turdslap by gtiargh July 10, 2009

Thirdscape 

A wonderful Sonic Fangame with a wonderful story.

Thirdscape part I and II are two of the greatest Sonic Fangames ever made.

Thirdscape by ssaasiyeknoda March 13, 2004

Turdicate 

Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.

Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'

Turdicate by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010