Savorgasm

n. The ecstatic delight experienced when the taste and fragrance of particularly delicious food reaches the neural receptors in the brain resulting in a spiritual transportation to another place and time. Characterized, by an upward rolling and crossing of the eyes, a low, involuntary moan, and generally followed by an interjection such as "Oh God!".

With the first bite of "The Best Pesto In The World", she had an instant savorgasm.

Savorgasm by Pesto Peet May 24, 2013

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

Sphorgasm 

The pleasurable and lasting sensation one feels after having a huge dump pass through your anal sphincter

Saad texts Nabil McArthur: "that tut I just took burned like scorching hot lava!"
Nabil:"damn nigga, that sux"
Saad: "its aloo gud... i'm enjoyin an ice-cold sphorgasm now"

Sphorgasm by smitty werbenjagermanjensen January 6, 2011

scorgasm

While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.

Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.

scorgasm by wheel929 January 2, 2011

Snorgasm 

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011