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A person who suffers from relative poverty and lives from council benefits, as well as type 2 diabetes
Josh, get away from me you fucking beatus
Beatus by Cigmonster November 30, 2016
Hey Beatus! Learn how to fucking ollie or you don't get no damn pizza!
beatus by Nathan Fuggin' Evans April 17, 2005
beatus is a fat fuck\fat ass\a l'i'l bitch+he got head from an ugly slut
beatus by Your mother :() October 21, 2003
the real beatus is a chubby kid that eats alot and is too lazy to even ride a bike most of the time.
hey beatus, wanna make babies?
gotta love dat beatus!
beatus by patt is gay! September 18, 2003
Fuck off Beatus

Tyler is such a beatus
beatus by ms April 19, 2005

Beatus Meatus 

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
Beatus Meatus by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018