Purple Donkey

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.

WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!

The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.

Purple Donkey by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013

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Purple Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.

I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!

Purple Donkey by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010

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Purple donkey

A educational and entertaining content creator

Oh man, AjFry is such a purple donkey

Purple donkey by Largehorsecock June 1, 2021

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A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia

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purplemonkeydishwasher by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006