have on 

To “Have on” is a term which means, being in the possession of drugs, mainly marijuana. As in having on them.

Guy 1: Does anyone need on? I have some with me right now.

Guy 2: Yeah! Can I have on? What have you got?

have on by Dento November 25, 2017

Do u have games on ur phone? 

This sentence is used normally from a yougen within the age of 5-9. Many young children get drop kicked after asking this question.
Do u have game on ur phone?

Child: "Hey Laila"

Me: "What do you want now"

Child: "Do u got games on ur phone?"

Me: *violently drop kicks yougen out of my room*
Do u have games on ur phone?

Do u have games on ur phone? by "I AM GETTING TRIGGERED" -Drew February 22, 2019

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

You’ll have that on the big jobs. by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

I Have It On Vinyl 

A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.

Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.

Hipster: I have it on vinyl.

Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?

Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.

Normal guy: Whatever.

I Have It On Vinyl by AlexeiTheTroll January 21, 2011

have him on elastic 

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

have him on elastic by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

We're gonna have fun on this island 

A quote from Lord Of The Flies. Simon, a nearly mute character who is very in touch with nature and at peace with himself, suffers a hallucination at the top of a jungle mountain on an island. He stares at a (real) pig's head impaled on a stick and imagines that he hears it taunting him and daring him to hope for rescue.

Person Being Hugged: "Dude, let go. I have to get back to work."

Hugger: "No! We're gonna have fun on this island!"

We're gonna have fun on this island by Knarf1995 October 27, 2011

chocolate don't have shit on me 

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

chocolate don't have shit on me by Em.* August 20, 2005