Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

Gargoyle by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006

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Gargoyle

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.

Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.

Gargoyle by NinjaGargoyle July 2, 2011

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Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

Gargoyle by larper5000 October 15, 2010

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Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

Gargoyle by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021