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havering 

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".
Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering
havering by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011

MJ Hatering 

A person who hates you for rumors and untrue statements and refuses to find out or except the REAL truth.
Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?

Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!

Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
MJ Hatering by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011

Hatering 

The act of one man thrusting his penis into another man's penis.

Can also be used as 'hatered'.
Andrew: "God man my dick is so sore!"

Jon: "What the fuck?"

Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"

Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."
Hatering by BigDickMcThunderStick February 23, 2014

Havering Sixth Form 

Where all the cool cats go, a small building bursting with cool people.
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's mega hot
Guy 2: She must be a Havering Sixth Form chick
Havering Sixth Form by hsfchick October 8, 2011

headering 

In Singlish terms , this means “headingthe ball
Your headering solid sia!
headering by The Noobcake March 1, 2019

Havering 

The London Borough of Havering. Used to be Essex until London was expanded in the 60's.
Contains the towns Romford, Rainham, Hornchurch and Upminster.

Still has the Essex 'RM' postcode and the towns within Havering are still classed as Essex by most people although it is served by London transport and London Met Police and is classed as Greater London.

Most famous for containing the chav town of Romford.

Neighbours with the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham (West) and London Borough of Bexley (South). Essex surrounds it to the east.

Right at the end of the London Underground District line at Upminster, Upminster Bridge, Hornchurch and Elm Park, stations which most people don't use because it takes years to get into the city centre that way.

Nothing really special here, its just confusing as to where it officially is located due to it being both Essex and London :P.
London Borough of Havering, the first London Borough to the East but properly known to people as being in the county of Essex.
Havering by MJA88 February 14, 2009