Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies
quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching
Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the
Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (
Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?
Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a
little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?
The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
