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Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.
1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.
Penguinism by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

Penguinism

When the casino staff at the twitch-based casino SwiftorCasino cheer for the downfall on the player Penguin.
It's not racism, it's Penguinism. We don't care about the skin color or gender or anything else, only if that player is winning chips.
Penguinism by UnnaturalWriter April 12, 2026

Penguinism

When the casino staff at the twitch-based casino SwiftorCasino cheer for the downfall on the player Penguin.
It's not racism, it's Penguinism. We don't care about the skin color or gender or anything else, only if that player is winning chips.
Penguinism by UnnaturalWriter April 16, 2026

Penguining 

The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.
No penguining allowed at water parks.
Penguining by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023

Penguins of Madagascar 

An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.
Person 1: Who assassinated Hitler?
Person 2: The Penguins of Madagascar, that's basic history dude.
Penguins of Madagascar by Carskek October 21, 2018

release the penguins 

1. To seriously fuck up

2. To act quickly without thought.

This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?
"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "

"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."
release the penguins by d_swice November 29, 2016