Girlfriendium 

Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.

Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.

Girlfriendium by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis 

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis (AGG), a very common syndrome where the victim finds a special girl (Girlfriend), and slowly distances himself away from his gaming life and friends, he loses all will to game and the mere sight of one could cause him to become ill, or enraged. If you know someone suffering from this chronic illness, don't hesitate to get help.

We've lost alot of good men to Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis, god damnit.

Bill is going down into Post-AGG traumatic stress.

I am infected with AGG.

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis by Sebastiancee September 10, 2007

girlfrienditis 

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

girlfrienditis by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

Girlfriending 

A term used to describe the less than desirable things that your girlfriend does.

eg: Whining, bitching, complaining

Joe: Dude, you look pissed. What's up?
Bob: It's Sara. She wont stop complaining about how hard her new school is. Her Girlfriending is driving me insane!
Joe: Buddy, that's lame. Drink?

Girlfriending by inkeddd December 18, 2009

Girlfriendish 

Someone who acts like a girlfriend would. For example, they are kind, loving, and caring.

Lauren suddenly started acting girlfriendish when she fell in love.

Girlfriendish by Cryde October 29, 2008

Girlfriendified 

When a guy gives into a girls demands/opinions because they are dating her, and don't want to face the consequences later of if they don't agree with her.

Similar to whipped.

Guy: Lets go see Movie A, I really like how it sounds.
Guy 2: Ya, that sounds awesome!
Girl: No, I want to watch this movie instead.
Guy: Fine, we'll see movie B.
Guy 2: Dude, you just got girlfriendified.

Girlfriendified by GuelphTimes November 29, 2010

girlfriending 

verb: the act of treating a girl you're dating as your girlfriend in public. This girl is often confused by these actions and is lead to believe that she is "different" from the other women you are dating. Behavior commonly displayed during girlfriending include: constantly holding hands giving her kisses when she's said something cute, and and leading her around the bar by her hand.

Guy 1 "That mandi chick just asked me to go meet her parents this weekend. WTF?"

Guy 2 "Dude, you were girlfriending her all last night at the bar. You introduced her as 'My partner in crime' to everyone."

Guy 2 "SHIT!"

girlfriending by Sexy_Librarian February 9, 2010