girlfrienditis

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

Girlfriend

something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.

Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"

by Quack3rs November 01, 2019

girlfriend

Something you will never get

You: i'll never get a girlfriend

by TheNiftoFox May 24, 2016

girlfriend

something you don't have :(

me: don't have a girlfriend

you: that is very true :(

by Coronatime.com/yourdad March 17, 2021

girlfriend

something I have

I have a girlfriend

by Coronatime.com/yourdad May 28, 2021

girlfriend

mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.

Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend

by xaeneta July 28, 2003

girlfriend

a female who you love, admire, respect, and desire to be with; a girl who makes you laugh, smile and realize what true happiness is; your perfect match; a girl who goes from best friend, to teammate, to partner in crime all in one day; a woman who brings out the best in you; your favorite lady.

I had the best weekend because i spent it with my girlfriend.

by a. fox July 23, 2007