The best subcarbine assault rifle ever made. Made by SIGARMS of Switzerland. Fires the same .223 round as the standard US M16. It is 29 inches long with the stock extended, and 20 inches with the stock folded in. The perfect blend of compactness, stopping power, and ergonomics.
My SIG 552 can take on a P90, a G36C, and an MP5, and outshoot all of them.
Person A: "Hey, have you met Chris?"
Person B: "Not yet, what pronouns does Chris use?"
Person A: "Chris goes by Bbxll-552 pronouns!"
Person B: "Oh, that's interesting! I'll make sure to remember that. So, when I talk to Bbxll-552 later, I'll say, 'Hey, how's it going, Bbxll-552?'"
Person A: "Exactly! You've got it! Just be prepared for some intergalactic conversations with Bbxll-552!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.