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Turd Farrest Fued

A parent who's native tongue is not English and pronounces words a little unique.
My dad is from Iran. Therefore, he is a Turd Farrest Fued.
FABREST is the delicious best.
THAT woman is the FABREST I've ever met.
FABREST by FABARM October 23, 2018

Forrest Hump 

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.
Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."
Forrest Hump by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

Forrest Plump 

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.
Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.
Forrest Plump by Eddy July 30, 2007

Forrest gumped 

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.
He really forrest gumped his way into that job.
Forrest gumped by rlampani January 5, 2009

Forrest Gump 

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?