pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

Pastasexual 

Being entirely open without the need for labels. "I love who I love, I fuck who I fuck."

Lo is a wonderful pastasexual.

Pastasexual by aslo0628 August 9, 2012

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

pentasexual 

A person attracted to inanimate objects, men, women, animals, and hermaphrodites (a word that asshat down there should learn how to spell).

The pentasexual girl has no problem with any kind of sexual practice.

pentasexual by shadow98 December 28, 2005

partysexual 

Someone whose sexual behaviour changes completely in a party or club environment; usually due to the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

"Man, this morning was rough! I woke up completely hungover on a futon with twelve other people! It's even worse than last weekend!"

"You are such a partysexual!"

partysexual by namehere9999 April 1, 2010

Panasexual 

When a person likes all genders. Basically "Gender Blind".
I.e.: Men, Women, Transgenders, Third Genders.

You like men and women, so you're bi?
No, I'm Gender Blind; So i'm panasexual.

Panasexual by Mari33 March 29, 2011

Pantsexual 

Pantsexual

A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.

Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.

Tim: I didn't know you were gay.

Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.

Pantsexual by NK-Penne October 12, 2012