fapalog

A mental (or digital) catalog of images used for masturbatory purposes.

"I've got a few minutes while I wait for this video to stream... might as well open the fapalog."

"Aw, the internet's down. Guess I have to pull up the mental fapalog."

fapalog by baroque_brococo July 30, 2012

Fapologize 

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

Fapologize by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

Fapology 

The study of fapping, jerking off.

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.

Fapology by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009

fagalog 

The secret language of gays. Rhymes with "tagalog," the language of Filipinos.

See also gaylic.

I understood what he meant, because I too speak fagalog.

fagalog by crusherrrr July 25, 2006

Fapaloo 

One who reads a piece of Dr.Seuss literature while fapping.

That guys such a Fapaloo. I went to his house and he had Green Eggs and Ham in the bathroom.

Fapaloo by Bongtroc1ty December 25, 2007

Fapology 

The study of fapping, or the sound that a person would make when fapping, or mastrubating.

I just got my degree in fapology, HELL YEAH!

Fapology by Im a duck 😗 July 11, 2016

fagaloget 

Samuel Luke Payne

Guy1: Dude, are those guys having sex??
Guy2: Nah man they're having fagaloget
Guy1: How'd you know??
Guy2: Because the guy on the bottom can't hold a race riding license for longer than 2 race rides
Guy1: Ohhhh fagaloget!

fagaloget by JeffisGeff! June 22, 2010