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Baracknophobia 

Hilary Clinton Supporter: "Barack Obama has no experience!"

Psychiatrist: "I'm afraid you have a mild case of Baracknophobia..."
Baracknophobia by Jessica Poolt January 12, 2009

Baracknophobia 

The irrational fear of hope. Refers to Barack Obama. Usually refers not to policy differences with Barack Obama but to believing unproven Internet rumors (that he's a Muslim, that he wants to enslave white people, etc.).
"I don't have Baracknophobia. He's a Muslim!"--Anonymous Grandmother
Baracknophobia by JohnJF June 20, 2008

Baracknophobia 

The irrational fear of hope; the irrational fear that behind the mild-mannered facade, Barack Obama is intent on enslaving the white race.

The sickness manifests itself mostly through rumor, often in the form of the only E-mail your grandmother has ever been able to successfully forward.
Barack Obama has lady parts! NO. Baracknophobia.
Baracknophobia by jbaunach June 17, 2008

Baracknophobia 

The jealousy and/or fear of successful black people.
Billy Bob always locked his doors when driving down to Tyrone's house despite the fact that the latter lived in a mansion, was better educated and made significantly more money. His doctor correctly diagnosed him with "Baracknophobia."
Baracknophobia by Keko Jones August 16, 2011

Baracknophobia 

The fear by unreasoning Americans that Barack Obama, a black man, will become their next president and bring something good back to the country.
Bush and McCain Republicans, wishing to remain in Iraq indefinitely, suffer from extreme Baracknophobia.
Baracknophobia by Ken L. June 4, 2008

Baracknophobia 

1. Unnatural, uncontrollable fear of Barack Obama
2. This fear may extend to any successful black man that is clearly more intelligent than you or any of your immediate family members (or anyone else in the trailer park)
The older woman in the red MAGA cap, "I'm with stupid" T-shirt and overstuffed XL jeans clearly suffered from a severe case of Baracknophobia, muttering over and over that Barack Obama's Harvard accomplishments were not up to her standards.