Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?