Skiff 

A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.

Skiff by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021

Skiff 

To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.

"I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!"

"Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!"

"Did you skiff the corporal's tea?"

"Don't drink that I've just skiffed it."

Skiff by jackm83 July 13, 2006

skiff 

A very light covering

a skiff of snow fell over-night

skiff by Jerry Wiebe March 20, 2003

skiff 

Another word for a yacht.

"Turn this skiff around!"

skiff by Tom93 December 28, 2005

skiff 

running your index finger along your arse crack and wiping the residue on the top lip of your intended victim, resulting in 10-20 minutes of shitty, sweaty odour.

"Oh my god you fucker, you skiffed me, that fucking stinks"

skiff by bincola May 12, 2006

Skiff 

(verb) - To appear in favor of an activity until the opportunity to participate in the activity is present.

Friend: "You want to get high this weekend?"
Skiffer: "Oh hell yeah man, im down for it whenever!"
F:"Really? Ive got some right now, lets toke up!"
S:"Oh, I uhhh... have some things to do right now... And i just remembered that ill be out of town this weekend..."
F:"Come on man, you skiff out on me everytime."
S:"Hey, ill do it when im ready."
F:"Youve been saying that for the past year and a half now..."

Skiff by SpaceCowboyInTheWoods September 6, 2010

Skiff 

1.) To avoid or ignore a person.

2.) The act of purposely excluding one from a conversation, usually while the person is standing right there.

Terry: "Hey, James, did you see how sexy Rachel looked yesterday?"

Blake: "Who's Rachel?"

James: "Terry, she was looking fresh! I definitely wanna tap dat."

Blake: "Guys, who is Rachel?"

Terry: "James, you ain't going to tap that before I do!"

Blake: "Please don't skiff me...."

Skiff by Demphster January 23, 2014