It's bitches

The most versatile phrase imaginable. The meaning of "it's bitches" is completely dependent upon the inflection with which it is said. For instant, if you are are frustrated and someone asks you how your work is coming, you may respond angrily, "It's bitches." This tells them that you are unhappy. Alternately, if someone asks you how you like your new car, you my respond excitedly, "It's bitches!!!" meaning that you love it.

Some would argue that the ambiguity of this phrase makes it extremely unwieldy and confusing and ultimately pointless. This argument is bitches >:(

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(happily): Man, it's bitches!!!

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(sadly): Man, it's bitches...

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(angrily, after discovering she cheated on you): It's bitches!!!

It's bitches by His royal highness, lord Pooh May 3, 2010

Get merch

Get the It's bitches mug.

See more merch

Oh, It's On Bitches

An over-used phrase on Tumblr after Glee's Chris Colfer hit out with it on the opening number for the 2010 Emmy's.

Rachel: I'm in love with Finn..
Kurt: Oh, it's on bitches.

Anon: I be a noob who don't ship monfer! Herp derp.
Monfer shippers: Oh, it's on bitches.

Oh, It's On Bitches by overthebra September 1, 2010

Get merch

It's skee bitches

This is putting the two letters SK in front on any word.

It's Skee bitches= It's me bitches I gets skoney=I gets money.

It's skee bitches by Gkb cot December 31, 2008

Get merch

it's melee, bitches

What someone says when they believe it has gotten to the point of fisticuffs, knifing, bashing of heads, or some other form of physical, harm-causing engagement. Coined by Ryan while playing D&D.

DM: "The sergeant says he cannot let you pass no matter how large your cock is reputed to be."

Ryan: "I'm asking one more time for him to let me through."

DM: "He says no. And, he says, you should go home and play with your dolls instead of wasting the time of busy, important men such as himself."

Ryan: "IT'S MELEE, BITCHES!!!"

Doug: "I turn invisible and leave the way we came in."

it's melee, bitches by Doug Sims May 1, 2008

Get merch

its me bitches

Letting people know that you are here.

Who want it wit me cause guess what its me bitches

its me bitches by ^OREO^ December 13, 2007

Get merch

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch