A large meal usually rich in fat and insoluble fiber, which results in the monstrous desire to have a bowel movement either during or after finishing the meal.

Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.

Lets go to Chipotle, I need a good push meal since getting back from my AT.

Push Meal by Cornsonthehouse July 27, 2022

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Push Meal

A large meal rich in fat and insoluble fiber, often consumed after periods of prolonged bowel irregularity, which results in the undeniable urge to have a bowel movement either during, or shortly after finishing the meal.

I need a good push meal, I just got back from military duty where they fed us trash, and all the latrines were disgusting so I didn't poop for like a week.

Push Meal by Cornsonthehouse August 4, 2022

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