Oatmeal slide 

When cum drips out of an orifice into a waiting mouth. Like a vodka slide of cum.

She sat there with her mouth open forever waiting for him to cum to enjoy her oatmeal slide.

Oatmeal slide by Dirtygirl75 July 8, 2011

tuna oatmeal sandwich 

Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.

Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.

tuna oatmeal sandwich by ninjapiratechan November 4, 2006

Oatmeal Swish 

When a old lady fills her mouth with warm oatmeal and proceeds to shove your cock in her mouth and swish it while sucking you off.

Devin: "That old lady behind the counter is kinda hot".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".

Oatmeal Swish by Keith Dillan March 8, 2021

Oatmeal sock 

The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.

Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.

Oatmeal sock by arch duke carlton January 25, 2011

Oatmeal Showers

When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.

" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"

Oatmeal Showers by Deepkicks May 15, 2020

tallahasse oatmeal surprise 

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.

We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick

tallahasse oatmeal surprise by motoboat August 8, 2010

Oatmeal Cream Surprise 

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.

Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!

Oatmeal Cream Surprise by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009