texticles 

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

texticles by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

texticles 

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.

New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.

texticles by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

texticles 

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages

"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"

texticles by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007

texticles 

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

texticles by jendolmayan July 7, 2009

Texticles 

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person

"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"

Texticles by Silverflayme January 10, 2010

texticles 

A man having the ability to only say what he feels over texting, not in person.

He wouldn't tell me what was wrong until he grew some texticles & sent me a message after he left.

texticles by :-):-( April 1, 2009

Texticles 

People who only get the "balls" to say something over text messaging.

Look at the set of texticles on this guy!.. Bet he wouldn't that to my face.

Texticles by bad_grammir March 2, 2011