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minilongdong 

premature megalongdong

if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
that minilongdong ain’t long enough

Manna for the mindless 

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.
"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

Mingle Tingle 

That tinglely feeling you get in your private area when you get too excited over something that you feel like you might cum in your pants, the pre- orgasm
Oh my god, that just made my Mingle Tingle
Mingle Tingle by ralphmouth July 4, 2009
"Stay away from me, Manulo" - Nancy Botwin in Weeds season 1.
Manulo by xequinoxed October 20, 2009
A narcotic that utilizes the absolute function of the pancreas that is usually consumed usually by a couple . The substance is placed on the arse hole region and is either sniffed or consumed as of personal preference . This has a variety of terminology and is common through parts of Ukraine.
Do you want to get some of that manuli tonight?
manuli by Jack sweet January 11, 2018
Minela is one of a kind. Not only her outer beauty is attracting, she also shines from deep within, for she has a even more beautiful mind and heart. Strong. Independent. Loving - if you had to describe her character in 3 words. She deserves the world and she's ready to go and get it.
Little girl: "One day, when I grow up, I want to become a Minela!"
Minela by ThetrippleD January 5, 2017