Metabored
Madison: Metabored is not a word, it isn't in Urban Dictionary.
Warren: Oh, well I will submit it, because I am metabored.
Warren: Oh, well I will submit it, because I am metabored.
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Metaforced
Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.
From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"
From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"
I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"
Metaforced by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010
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Metabored • metabased • Metaboards • metabotex • Maboredi • Matadored • megabore • Meribored • Metabortion • Metaforced
Matadored
to get mentally, emotionally, or physically abused by one or more Matadors - either solo or simultaneously. Either way, you've been Matadored and you'll never forget it.
Matadored by matadors69 July 28, 2010
Metamorehoes-sis
A phase that a nerdy, innocent, or shy girl will go through in highschool or college where they suddenly become more attractive through puberty, knowing how to apply makeup, learning how to dress, or present themselves better, and subsequently attract the attention of many previously uninterested guys.
Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.
Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.
Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
"Yo, Ashley is hot now."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."
Metamorehoes-sis by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Metalord
Not to be mistaken with a metagamer, a metalord is a whole other level of scummy. They take all the things a metagamer does and crank it up to 11, and where a metagamer may not always play like that, a metalord always does.