Assault 

Attacking somebody physically

Lets book this guy for Assault that poor old man is in the hospital now

Assault by EtownSucks July 27, 2011

Assault 

When a person slips on a pizza box during an altercation.

If junior slips on a pizza box during a dispute, you have an assault must arrest.

Assault by Captain Batman October 30, 2014

Assault 

Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.

Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"

Assault by Liam April 22, 2004

Assault 

the most godly nigga on this planet

Assault is #1

Assault by papamqakq January 8, 2022

assault 

What my crazy ass does to someone for making fun of AOL or AOL CDs. I will be charged with aggravated assault with intent to murder.

Maurice says "AOL sucks and breaks an AOL CD"
Rosco punches maurice to the ground and starts stomping him with military combat boots and beats him to a bloody pulp and then the police comes and Rosco runs for it while maurice bleeds half to death

assault by Rosco April 23, 2004

Assault Weapon 

A stupid, ignorant, and uninformed way of saying entirely safe semi auto rifle. Typically used in liberal/Californian vocabulary or slang.

"Hey did you here that that disgusting hetero freak used an assault weapon to defend his life and property! What a disgusting pig! "

Assault Weapon by 420dankboi420 March 9, 2018

assault weapon 

Basically a scary looking gun that gun grabbers think is too scary for normal people to have.

Wimpy gun grabber: We're not familiar with guns, but these ones LOOK ominous

assault weapon by Dan March 1, 2004