Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\
Function:
verbThe act of updating your twitter
status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the
world.
Bobby
Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute
home.
Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby
Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running
3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."