1. Ass apple is the hard
chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s
drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass,
popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch
Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom
stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her
presence.