Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017

Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

Fartled by lavibot February 18, 2014

fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

fartled by KRF99 March 17, 2008

Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

Fartled by DLaws April 24, 2008

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

Fartled by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

Fartled

When you fart in your sleep, jolt as a result and then roll over.

One time kraz farted in his sleep then jolted and rolled over. The tacos really got to him and he fartled himself.

Fartled by Moseefus July 1, 2018

fartled

To be gagged and smothered by a fart.

While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.

fartled by Doodles505 July 21, 2009