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Knuckle-Ass 

The condition of having an asshole itch so intense and deep that it feels like the only way you can properly scratch it is to stick your finger up your ass all the way up to the knuckle, and scratch your asshole from the inside.

A case of knuckle ass might be the result of poor hygiene (see hanus anus) or could just be an unlucky ass itch that anyone can get from time to time.
"I took a shit this morning and I guess I didn't wipe well enough. Now I've got major knuckle-Ass"
Knuckle-Ass by smrtpntz November 12, 2011
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ass knuckle 

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.
Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.
ass knuckle by Sean Piner October 1, 2006

Ass-knuckle

"Dude the new guy is such a dumbass!

"for real, he's a total friggin' ass-knuckle!
Ass-knuckle by Skin bone June 21, 2011

Knuckle to ass 

When you make a fist with your hand and u rub the knuckles on the frame of an asswhole or in the ass.
Yo that guy be doing "knuckle to ass"

Ass Knuckles 

When a woman (sometimes a man) wears short shorts and the bottom part of her buttcheeks are showing. Mainly the part where the cheek meets the leg.
"Wow check out melissa in those short shorts you can totally see her ass knuckles!"
Ass Knuckles by Sleekfrog707 November 29, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026